Video Games Are Educational!!!

List of things learned from various video games over the years.

• Angry Birds - Someone steals from you, launch yourself at them with a slingshot.
• Pac-Man - Ghosts are edible after eating a big pellet.
• Pokemon - Fighting with animals is okay as long as it's regulated and accepted completely by society.
• Grand Theft Auto - Sleeping with hookers makes you healthier than before!!!
• Super Mario Bros. - Turtle shells make awesome weapons.  Mushrooms make you grow instantly.
• Plants Vs. Zombies - Plants are extremely effective against zombies.  Especially fire breathing plants.
• Farmville - Crops take anywhere from a couple of hours to a few days to grow.
• You Don't Know Jack - You don't know jack.
• Guitar Hero - Playing a guitar is as easy as pushing buttons and strumming at the correct time.
• Tony Hawk Pro Skater - No matter how horrific a spill, you can just get up and keep skating.

That's about all the life lessons I can think of from video games this time.  We may return to this idea later.

Who knew video games were so educational,
Shawn

Random Shawn Fact 1138:  Shawn has made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.

PS  It feels like it's been forever since I've been to a good rave.