First post on this new blog here so I figured I would give a small timeline of my life so people could get to know me a little better. Without further ado...
February 1983 I was born. Yeah.
1985 Originally was supposed to sing the smash hit song "Party All the Time" before being shoved aside by Eddie Murphy.
October 1988 First fear of bears manifested. They won't stop people.
April 1992 Won the Hawaiian State Hop Scotch Tournament at the 3rd grade level. Received a HUGE trophy for this.
1995 Helped form the Black Eyed Peas. Sorry about that.
January 1999 Started partying like it was 1999
January 2000 Ended partying like it was 1999. Also upset that y2k never happened.
November 2000 Messed up the voting in Florida. Yep, that was all me.
2002 Helped fund the movie Gigli. Seriously thought I was going to make some beau coup money on this one.
May 2002 I saw Tupac at McDonald's. He had a Big Mac and some fries
April 2004 Convinced Britney Spears to start dating Kevin Federline. You're welcome for that.
July 2006 Got a clown drunk. Good times.
January 2007 Began "Operation Free Katie Holmes"
February 2007 Ended "Operation Free Katie Holmes" due to boredom. Never made it to California.
August 2008 First transcended life and death.
April 2011 Was frozen for a day.
May 2011 Took a trip to Pakistan to "take care of business." Also upset that the Rapture never happened.
So there you have it, only a small glimpse into the complex tapestry that is my past. Hope you enjoy it and please direct all potential inaccuracies to somebody else. Thank you.
Seriously this is all true,
Shawn
Random Shawn Fact 197: Shawn is constantly being confused for being Shaggy from Scooby Doo by other people.
PS Preparations is beginning for something in 2012. More details as they come in.
